I know it's pretty shallow, but a pretty important part of going to HC shows was always to check out the merch, and particularly to see whether the band had some decent t-shirts. Most of the times I would make a beeline to the merch table (“what they are not set up yet?”) and scoop out the shirts and what other stuff they may have hawked off. I never really collected t-shirts, but I loved them enough (and I still had enough disposable income at that time in my life when I would regularly go to shows) that at some point I amassed a pretty neat collection. My spending habit would have been even worse if it wasn’t for the fact that I am a pretty big guy and most bands never bothered to print XXL shirts for their tours, or had sold all 3 of them in Italy by the time they got to our neck of the woods. So oftentimes bands were inadvertently looking out for my meager student budget by coming to town with a box of nothing but “M”s and “S”s, taking any decision as to whether to have lunch the next day or a nice new t-shirt out of my hands.
However, as everybody knows of course t-shirt sizes vary considerably and if I really liked a band, or if the design of the shirt was really great, physical limitations were often redefined: “Well, maybe I can fit in that “L”… What do you say? They still might shrink? But not too much, right?"
This type of denial led me to buy a couple of shirts that I wore only once or twice before having to admit to myself that it really wasn’t meant to be (Slapshot or Gorilla Biscuits come to mind, and a couple of other US HC bands that were fronted by guys that were a big “M” themselves at best). And I mean, did the tour-shirts for GO! really have to come in that god-awful orange? (“Aww, what the heck, I’ll buy one anyway, I’m sure one day I’ll have pants that go with that color…”).
More often than not I’d sit in the back of the car on our way home and an otherwise perfect concert experience would be tainted by the sting of having to watch my friends try on their new shirts, while all I got were 2 lousy 7”s that I could have gotten at some other show, too (“Yeah, Majority of One they were OK, but I already have so many navy blue shirts…I mean, if you think that looks good…”).
On the other hand, sometimes having spent 3 hours in the car to see what turned out to be a completely forgettable live show might still have been made worthwhile if the merch was good (“at least they had great shirts…”). Then I’d proudly wear my new acquisition in school the next day and any cognitive dissonance about the trip and amount of money spent would quickly be dissolved by revisionist story telling about the awesome show everyone else had missed.
Anyway, below are a few of my favorite early 90’s tour-shirts that have survived throughout the years. All of these are still proudly worn.
Steel Pole Bathtub
Quicksand
Quicksand
Holy Rollers
NFAA
Up-frontOK, this last one is not in here because it is one of my favorite shirts, but rather belongs in the "what were they thinking?" category. While the front is actually quite nice and simple, the drawing on the back is not suited to recruit anyone into the HC (or SE) movement. With the exception of the guy in the yellow shirt in the back, every stick figure in this drawing looks sad, even the ones with the empty heads that are facing away. Particularly the guy ("girl", "it?" What's with the towel-shaped head appendages?), who gets kicked in the head, really doesn't look like he (it?) is getting ready to "break down some walls". But that might be difficult with a broken wrist anyway... At least they all have prominent "Xs" on their hands, that should make them feel better.
And BTW, Up front live was also quite forgettable... So to some extent this is really an adequate depiction of the show that I attended. And I bought the shirt of course before the band had played....